MythClan: A Warriors Parody

Allegences
ALLEGIANCES

MYTHCLAN

LEADER Mermaidstar - pale silver she-cat.

DEPUTY Sirensong - brown and black she-cat.

APPRENTICE, BASILISKPAW

MEDICINE CAT Unicorngallop - silver and gray she-cat.

APPRENTICE, PEGASUSPAW

WARRIORS

Dragonflame - ginger hot-headed young tom with amber eyes.

Dryadleaf - brown she-cat with green eyes.

APPRENTICE, BANSHEEPAW

Vampirefang - black tom with unusually long fangs and curiously red amber eyes.

Krakenface - big gray tom with deformed face, a personal favorite of mine.

Trollmouth - big gray tom who talks too much.

Phoenixfeather - gold and ginger she-cat. Dragonflame's sister.

APPRENTICE, FAUNPAW

Goblin-nose - cranky light gray tom with misshapen nose.

Dwarflegs—white tom with unusually short legs and yellow eyes.

APPRENTICE, GRIFFINPAW

APPRENTICES

Basiliskpaw - grayish brown tom with wickedly bright green eyes.

Pegasuspaw - pure white she-cat with purplish-blue eyes. Excellent jumper.

Bansheepaw - black-and-gold she-cat with high, ear-piercing voice.

Faunpaw - soft brown tom with big brown eyes.

Griffinpaw - gray tom with gold eyes and reddish highlights on his fur.

QUEENS

Centaurfur - brown she-cat with green eyes. Kits: Satyrkit. Mate: Krakenface.

Pegasicornfoot - light silvery gray she-cat. Kits: Witchkit, Wizardkit. Mate: Trollmouth.

Sphinxriddle - clever black she-cat. Kits: Fairykit. Mate: Dwarflegs.

KITS

Satyrkit - mischievous ginger tom.

Witchkit- white and gray she-cat.

Wizardkit - gray and black tom.

Fairykit - delicate white she-cat with lavender eyes and wing-shaped markings on her back.

ELDERS

Giantstep - ginger tom with enormous paws.

KITTYCLAN

former kittypets, thus the weird names.

LEADER Mr. Fatso-star - young, plump brown tom.

DEPUTY Li'l Sweetie-pie - sleek silver she-cat (Mr. Fatso-star is very taken with her).

MEDICINE CAT Goldilocks - golden white she-cat.

WARRIORS

Miss Furbottom - pure white she-cat with green eyes.

Moony - dark gray tom with yellow eyes.

APPRENTICE, KITTY-PAW

Elfy - brown and black tabby tom with ticked fur and yellow eyes. Moony's brother.

Sasha - extremely plump black she-cat with yellow eyes.

Fluffy - sleek brown tom with green eyes.

Rosie - rosy brown she-cat with lively, sparkling green eyes.

Goocoo - light gray tom with silvery white muzzle, ear and tail tip, chest and paws, with blue eyes.

Flora - light brown and white she-cat with purplish-blue eyes.

Stripes - gray tom with black tabby stripes and amber eyes.

APPRENTICES

Kitty-paw - sweet silver she-cat with bright green eyes.

QUEENS

Autumn - calico she-cat with green eyes, and a queenly air. Mother of Icey-kit. Goocoo's mate.

KITS

Icey-kit - pure white tom with turquoise-colored eyes.

ELDERS

None.

LIGHTNINGCLAN

new clan, thus leader's name

LEADER Lightningstar - gray tom with black-tipped fur and amber eyes.

DEPUTY Mottledpelt - she-cat mottled different shades of brown with bright yellow eyes. Lightningstar's mate.

MEDICINE CAT Owlspots - silver tabby tom with gray and black spots.

APPRENTICE, MOONWHISPER

WARRIORS

Ivyshadow - white and dark brown she-cat with bright green eyes. Mosspelt's mate.

APPRENTICE, REDPAW

Mosspelt - big light gingery brown tom with amber eyes. Fiercely protective of his mate and kits. Ivyshadow's mate.

Greenbrook - gray tabby tom with bluish-grayish green eyes. Wise, with a very, very small sense of humor. Dappledfeather's mate and Amberwind's brother.

APPRENTICE, RUSSETPAW

Dappledfeather - silver she-cat with white and gray dapples, long, fluffy fur and blue eyes. Greenbrook's mate and Owlspots's sister.

Cinderleaf - gray tabby she-cat with amber eyes and dark gray stripes on her tail. Crowflight's mate.

APPRENTICE, BLUEPAW

Frostmoon - silver dappled grey she-cat with dark-blue eyes. Frosty and cold to others.

Crowflight - swift black tom with white chest, paws and tail tip, and icy blue eyes. Stubborn and loyal. Cinderleaf's mate.

Windflight - small, swift grayish brown tom with light yellow eyes. Amberwind's mate.

Frostrain - silvery Russian blue she-cat and silver-tipped fur with blue eyes. Rabbitleap's mate.

APPRENTICE, NIGHTPAW

Streamstripe - silver tom with black stripes running towards his tail. Sweet and shy, most of the she-cat apprentices have a crush on him.

APPRENTICE, ROSEPAW

Rabbitleap - jumpy brown tom with brown eyes. Frostrain's mate.

APPRENTICES

Bluepaw - Russian blue tom with amber eyes. Brave, even a bit overly brave. Son of Rabbitleap and Frostrain.

Nightpaw - swift slim black she-cat with amber eyes. Quiet; when she speaks, her voice is entrancing. Daughter of Crowflight and Cinderleaf.

Russetpaw - ginger tom with amber eyes. Jumpy and excited. Son of Mosspelt and Ivyshadow.

Rosepaw - white, dark brown and ginger tortoiseshell with green eyes. Daughter of Mosspelt and Ivyshadow.

Redpaw - creamy ginger tabby tom with darker red muzzle, ears, paws, and fluffy tail-tip. Bright yellow eyes.

QUEENS

Amberwind - swift gray she-cat with amber eyes. Mother of Bark-kit, Willowkit and Heatherkit. Windflight's mate and Greenbrook's sister.

KITS

Bark-kit - small brown tom with gray-green eyes. Extremely frisky.

Willowkit - slim gray she-cat with amber eyes. Looks exactly like her mother.

Heatherkit - silver she-cat with purplish-blue eyes.

ELDERS

Zephyr - small black tom with yellow eyes. Former rogue.

DARKCLAN

LEADER Woodstar - muscular, dark brown tom with white paws and white-tipped fur and icy blue eyes, very intimidating.

DEPUTY Darkmoon - fierce black and gray tom with pale yellow eyes.

MEDICINE CAT Quailfeather - grumpy dark brown she-cat with feathery markings and pale yellow eyes.

WARRIORS

Shadeflight - ferocious black she-cat with white paws, muzzle, ears and tail-tip, with icy blue eyes. Darkmoon's mate.

Blackpelt - pure black she-cat with bright green eyes.

Ravengaze - dark, almost black gray tom with green penetrating gaze. Blackpelt's brother.

Tigerpelt - dark tabby she-cat with amber eyes. Hawkshadow's mate.

Hawkshadow - brown and black tom with amber eyes and a split ear.

Briarthorn - brown she-cat with a prickly personality and thorn-like patterns on her back.

APPRENTICE, SHADOWPAW

Nighthawk - black, brown and gray tom with yellow eyes. Briarthorn's mate.

Talonclaw - brown she-cat with blazing amber eyes.

Darkstorm - brown she-cat with green eyes. Ferocious. Shadowclaw's mate.

APPRENTICE, HOLLYPAW

Shadowclaw - ambitious black tom with white ear and tail tip, muzzle and paws and blue eyes.

APPRENTICES

Shadowpaw - dark gray she-cat with golden green eyes.

Hollypaw - black, nearly greenish in the light tom with green eyes.

Clans
MythClan

Despite their weird names, they're by far the most normal. Everyone, even the author, wonders how they got ahold of the author's mythology books...

KittyClan

Former kittypets, whenever a new apprentice is named, they're told to go and learn the way of the kittypet. When they return with their new name, they're declared warriors. And when a kit is born, the queens use their Twoleg knowledge to name their kit something a Twoleg might name it.

LightningClan

They think lightning is, like the most awesome thing since prey that catches and kills itself for you. That's why they chose Lightningstar, because he looked like he had been struck by lighting AND he was the most loyal.

DarkClan

They think dark colors are the awesomest, so whenever they have a random pale kit, they ship it off to one of the other Clans. Never KittyClan, though... Also the equivalent of ShadowClan. They're also somewhat feminists, despite having male leader and deputy.

Author
Dancer of Words